December 2009
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“I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now, what I’m with...”
– Abraham Simpson (via somethingintellectual)
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clientsfromhell:
Client: I hate the logo. I really really hate the logo. I can’t bear to look at it. It makes me sick just to see it. I want you to design another one!
Us: Erm… why? You approved it a few months ago.
Client: Yes, but you knew I didn’t like it then. You need to change it.
Us: You approved it. You had your business cards printed.
Client: Yes. I hate them too!
Us: If you want a...
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Omegle.com
This weekend I was bored, so I decided to check out Omegle and see what all the fuss was about. Below is one of the more interesting conversations I had. Imagine my responses being delivered in the most monotone voice possible. Oh, and I don't normally talk like that. The Stranger started it, and I just played along.
Stranger: SUP BRO?
You: sup
Stranger: JUST STOKED
You: about
Stranger: LIFE!
You: nice
Stranger: FUCK YEAH AREN'T YOU?
You: totally
Stranger: HELL YEAH
You: i am so stoked about life
Stranger: GONNA HIT UP THIS PARTY LATER
Stranger: GONNA BE BITCHES
Stranger: YOU WANNA COME?
You: can i?
Stranger: DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU LIVE?
You: close to you
Stranger: HELL YEAH LETS GO
Stranger: DOWN TO MOB IT OVER?
You: just let me get my ghb
Stranger: GOT MY COLLAR POPPED
You: I am totally going to get laid
Stranger: FUCK YEAH BRO
You: yeah
You: bro
You: let's do it
Stranger: THERE ARE GONNA BE SOME SLUTS
You: major sluts
Stranger: LETS RUN A TRAIN ON THESE HOES
You: can i be the conductor?
Stranger: wait bro
Stranger: i gotta know
Stranger: how old are you?
You: old enough to conduct a train on hoes
Stranger: HELL YEAH BRO!
Stranger: THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR
You: i know
Stranger: YOU WANNA TAKE THE LEAD?
You: can i?
Stranger: HELL YEAH YOU SEEM LIKE A PRETTY CHILL GUY
You: awesome
You: thanks bro
Stranger: ANYTHING FOR YOU BRO
You: ok, enough talk
You: its train time
Stranger: CHOO CHOO, I'LL BE OVER TO YOUR PAD IN LIKE 5 AITE?
You: ok, see you then, broseph
Stranger: OR DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET THERE?
You: I have my gps. it will guide me to the hoe train
Stranger: ALRIGHT I'LL MEET YOU AT THE PARTY
Stranger: LATER BRO!
You: ok, later homez
Ludachristmas
letterstoiraglass:
Dear Ira,
How do you feel about Christmas? Personally, I hate it. I have to buy people gifts, or, even more dreaded, make people gifts.
Christmas, for me, is about doubting my abilities. Do I know so-and-so well enough to buy them this popcorn maker? Will they like it? Do I know them at all?
Or am I just a terrible friend grasping at straws because I am socially required to...
“Let’s make movies, not deals. Let’s write movies, not scripts.”
– Paula Wagner on the need for streamlining the development of movies.
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